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史上最烂发明:宠物爱抚器、扇子筷叉、美甲鞋

 感谢发明家,让我们的生活如此便利,但是并不是每一项发明都值得庆祝,比如下面的发明。

 

史上最烂发明:宠物爱抚器、扇子筷叉、美甲鞋(组图)

 

Creative types often dream of coming up with the next must-have gadget that will earn them a fortune.
爱创造的人总是梦想着发明出能够让自己大赚一笔的必备神器。

But innovation isn't always something to be celebrated, if these ridiculous inventions are anything to go by.
但是发明并不总是值得庆祝,如果以下这些令人哭笑不得的发明也算发明的话。

People have been sharing examples of the most preposterous devices online, from a machine that pets your dog so you can save yourself the trouble to shoes with ready-painted toenails for when you're feeling lazy.
人们在网上分享了最荒谬的发明,从爱抚狗狗的机器到让你偷懒的“涂好指甲油”的鞋子。

Others have tried to revolutionise trusty kitchen gadgets such as the pizza cutter with very dubious results, while someone invented a fan that attaches to your chopsticks or cutlery to cool down food that's too hot.
其他人还试图彻底改变可靠的厨房用具,比如效果可疑的披萨切割刀,以及固定在筷子或刀叉上的扇子,用来吹凉太烫的食物。

Fashion isn't safe either with the invention of a tape measure belt that shows how trim or otherwise your waistline is and 'underpants' for your hands.
连时尚也不能幸免。有人发明出了显示腰围的腰带,还有人给双手发明了“内裤”。

 

史上最烂发明:宠物爱抚器、扇子筷叉、美甲鞋(组图)

 

Who wants a pet that you can't pet? Apparently thought there's a market for a device aimed at people who can't be bothered to stroke their dogs
如果你不能爱抚自己的宠物,那养宠物做什么?显然,发明者认为有这样一群人连自己的狗狗都懒得抚摸。

 

史上最烂发明:宠物爱抚器、扇子筷叉、美甲鞋(组图)

 

In a hurry to eat dinner? A fan you can attach to your chopsticks will make sure you don't risk burning your tongue
急着吃晚餐?把扇子固定在筷子上,这样你就不会烫到你的舌头了。

 

史上最烂发明:宠物爱抚器、扇子筷叉、美甲鞋(组图)

 

Too lazy to paint your toenails? No matter how badly you need a pedicure, it's doubtful that these shoes are going to make a much better impression
懒得涂脚趾甲?不管你多么需要修指甲,这样的鞋能否给你的形象加分还真是令人怀疑。

 

史上最烂发明:宠物爱抚器、扇子筷叉、美甲鞋(组图)

 

There'll be no more embarrassing moments in Japanese restaurants with this cutlery-chopstick hybrid
有了这种刀叉和筷子的合成物,在日本餐厅你再也不会尴尬了。

 

史上最烂发明:宠物爱抚器、扇子筷叉、美甲鞋(组图)

 

If it ain't broke! Most have a pizza cutter in their drawer for a very good reason and those that don't can just use a knife
如果厂家不破产的话,多数人都很有理由在自己的抽屉里备上一把披萨切割刀,如果没有的话,你可以直接用一把普通的刀来切披萨。

 

史上最烂发明:宠物爱抚器、扇子筷叉、美甲鞋(组图)

 

Gained at Weight Watchers this week? Why not advertise your disappointment to the world with a belt that keeps track of your waistline
本周在慧俪轻体机构发现自己变重了?为什么不用这种记录你腰围的腰带把你的失望广而告之?

 

史上最烂发明:宠物爱抚器、扇子筷叉、美甲鞋(组图)

 

Phones can now play music, take photos, run countless apps and apparently give you a shave in the mornings
手机现在可以播放音乐、拍照、运行数不清的应用,显然还可以在早上为你刮胡子。

 

史上最烂发明:宠物爱抚器、扇子筷叉、美甲鞋(组图)

 

If you're not limber enough to undo your own bra, perhaps there are bigger concerns to attend to than rushing out to buy this clapping activated device
如果你手脚不够灵活不能解开文胸,也许除了跑去买这个解文胸激活装置外,你还有其他更重要的事需要担心。

 

史上最烂发明:宠物爱抚器、扇子筷叉、美甲鞋(组图)

 

Do not disturb: This 'screen privacy' hoodie supposedly blocks unwanted attention but is likely to have the opposite effect
不要打扰:这种“隐私屏蔽”帽衫据说可以挡掉不想要的关注,但也可能产生反效果。

 

史上最烂发明:宠物爱抚器、扇子筷叉、美甲鞋(组图)

 

Snack happy! Ensure you never go hungry with a pouch that allows you to take a slice of pizza everywhere you go
欢乐的小吃时间!这个袋子让你走到哪里也不怕挨饿,因为你可以从袋子里取出一片披萨来吃。

 

史上最烂发明:宠物爱抚器、扇子筷叉、美甲鞋(组图)

 

Didn't they get the memo? When you spend all your time inventing underpants for the hands only to discover that gloves exist, the disappointment much be huge
他们没有备忘录吗?当你花了那么多时间给手发明内裤后,你会发现有手套这种东西,你那时候一定超级失望。

 

史上最烂发明:宠物爱抚器、扇子筷叉、美甲鞋(组图)

 

Waste not a moment! If you like every second of your life to be non-stop entertainment, then toilet golf is the device for you
一秒钟也不浪费!如果你希望生命中的每一秒钟都是不停地在娱乐,那么厕所高尔夫很适合你。

 

史上最烂发明:宠物爱抚器、扇子筷叉、美甲鞋(组图)

 

Paranoid much? This device allows you to go through life without touching anything!
太偏执了吧?这个小工具让你无论走到哪里,都不会碰到任何东西!

 

史上最烂发明:宠物爱抚器、扇子筷叉、美甲鞋(组图)

 

Not such a jean-ius idea: Surprisingly these denim flip flop wedges have not been seen on the haute couture catwalk
在牛仔时装界这个主意不是太高明:令人惊讶的是这种牛仔拖鞋没有出现在高级时装的T台上。

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